I love it when I'm busy. And I am right now.
I seem to have no interest in bitching or moaning about things political. Others do it so much better than I. Me? I'm just glad that others who are so much more eloquent than I are paying attention and writing. Look to my list on the right and go visit some of my friends in the hinterlands.
In short, I got nothing. So hows about I distract you with a bit of humor?
Okay, damn me to hell, but this is another nun joke. What can I say? They're easy marks.
Sister Mary Jesus saved her pennies for 50 years in order to make a pilgrimmage to Rome. She's at Kennedy in New York awaiting her plane to Rome. She's old, she's humble, she's so excited she can just about pee. She also has three pennies left. She walks by a weight and fortune machine. Curious, she decides to put one of her three pennies into the machine just to see what message fate might have for her.
"Your weight is 98 pounds. As for your fortune, you're about to let loose the biggest fart in the history of human kind."
Holy fucking Jesus, says sister Mary Jesus. I've never passed gas in me life, and I'm not likely to be starting to do so now that I'm on me way to a pilgrimmage to Rome.
So, off she goes towards her gate when suddenly and unsuspectingly, she farts, billowing out her habit and causing the instant death of several plants in the vicinity. Shaken and embarrassed, she turns to the machine and wonders what else might be in store for her. Cautiously, she approaches the scale and with great trepidation, she steps onto it and puts in another penny. The machine booms out: "You weigh 98 pounds and in the next several minutes, you're about to be raped." Now she knows the machine is way off. Who would rape an 80 year old nun? So, off she goes to her gate, when suddenly two large, hirsuite arms grab her and pull her into a vacate room where she is savaged righteously (no pun intended) before being dumped back onto the corrido.
Dazed, she stumbles into the original weight and fortune machine. Astonished and amazed, she realizes she has one penny left, so she hesitates and then gets on the machine and puts in her penny. To her amazement, the machine says, "You still weight 98 pounds, but while you were farting and fucking around, you missed your plane to Rome."