For my friend, Jerry.
A blond was walking through the woods and came upon a river. She looked up and she looked down but saw no bridge or boat to help her get across. On the other side of the river she sees another blond. She yells out to her, "How do you get to the other side?" The blond on the other side of the river looks at her with a puzzled expression and replies, "You're already on the other side."
So there it is. No matter where you want to go, you're already there.