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Another Reason I Hate Texas

Despite a law stating that only parents and grandparents have the right to inflict corporal punishment on children, the Texas Attorney General (a Republican) stated that school districts in Texas retained the right to paddle students. 

In Cleveland, Texas, a boy was paddled so brutally that he needed medical attention.  He was punished in spite of instructions from his parents to the school district denying the district permission to do so.   The superintendent of the school district said that the permission slip was a courtesy that in no way restricted the district.

You Texans deserve to get pissed on by your elected officials.  They have no respect for you.  They don't need to respect you because you're too goddamn stuipid to do anything but vote for Republicans who piss on you every time they can. 

Horrid Tales of Looting!

While surfing the internet looking for stories about either the "runaway scrape" or "Rita forces Texas massive evacuation," I came across this little gem connecting my mother's people to the story at hand.

"Slept in the woods last night on my blankets.  Our boat being finished, they put us across this morning, about 10 o'clock, swimming our horses, and we commenced our journey through the swamp, our guide, Green, leading the way.  We had to swim a number of little bayous, running out from the Naches, which is now so full as to overflow its banks, and run out towards Sabine Bay.  This is the first instance of this kind of overflow I have seen in Texas.  Arrived at Ashworth's ferry, we expected to find a boat, but there was none.  The family had left the place.  Here we started three runaway Negroes, who fled and plunged through a bayou at our approach.  One of them had a gun, which he discharged in the woods, in our hearing, probably because he had got it wet.[13]

"We went on, and at a wide and deep bayou Green and Catlett swam over with their horses, expecting to find a boat at a landing above, in which our baggage could be ferried.  But here again we were disappointed; the boat was gone. Both parties now set to building rafts.  We failed for want of tools and loose timber.  Green succeeded in making one on which he returned to us, but it was too frail.  We now determined to go back to Ashworth's, and take the rails and planks there and build a raft.  In this we ultimately succeeded, having to tote the timber two or three hundred yards, to a place where it would float.  When it was completed it would carry only two men and a small portion of the baggage, so we had to make four trips, and paddle with sorry paddles against a strong current to a landing from which we could get out of the swamp.    [Editors Note:  "determined to go back to Ashworth's, and take the rails and planks there and build a raft."  That's plundering and looting.]

"While engaged in building our raft, a large alligator, some twelve or fifteen feet long, was discovered cautiously approaching us.  One of the party fired a rifle at him.  It struck but did not hurt him.  He slowly moved off, and remained in sight, as if watching our proceedings, for some time.   As our provisions were short, Fleury took his rifle and shot a fine calf which was with a herd of cattle, at the ferry.  I took it on my horse and carried it to our raft.  [Editors note:  The calf was most certainly not theirs to kill and butcher.  In New Orleans that was called looting.  Since by their own admission, the calf was part of a small herd of cattle that had gathered at the ferry landing, the one belonging to the Ashworths, it presumably belonged to those same Ashworths, my relatives.   That makes it personal.  When desperate people steal from you or yours, it's personal.  If you don't know them or if they belong to a different race, then it's looting and plundering.]

"All these operations took us until 8 o'clock at night, when our last raft load reached the landing.  We had our veal cleaned and some of it cooked, which we ate with good appetite, without bread, salt or pepper.  We also had coffee, but no sugar nor milk.  Having finished our supper and spread our clothes to dry as well as we could, we lay down on wet ground and amidst briars, and I slept well.  My coat and pants were nigh getting burnt up in the night by the fire spreading through the grass, which became dry from the heat."

From the Diary of William Fairfax Gray, participating in the Runaway Scrape.  Editors note:  Why Mr. Gray was busy stealing from my family, the Ashworths, rather than heading towards General Houston's forces to help the Texans at a time surely every gun counted, is beyond me.

This is an aside, but it is one of the reasons I hate Texas. 

13. [p.160]  William Ashworth, a free black man of a large family of Ashworths from Louisiana, operated a ferry across Lake Sabine and up the Neches River toward Beaumont. One scholar concluded that the "runaway" blacks seen by Gray were actually part of the Ashworth family. However, during the most tumultuous days of the Texas Revolution, the incidence of slave runaways increased substantially, and group ventures became common. After the San Jacinto battle, many gained refuge with the retreating Mexican army and fled to Mexico, in spite of treaty provisions for their return. Andrew Forest Muir, "The Free Negro in Jefferson and Orange Counties, Texas," pp. 185-86; Lack, Texas Revolutionary Experience, pp. 244-46.

Mr. Gray unequivocally said that he and his party saw three "Negroes."  The Ashworths were considered Black by their fellow Texans, but looked Indian.  So much so, that when Sam Ashworth was charged and found guilty for "talking sass to a White person" in 1856, the prosecution had to bring  in witnesses to testify that they knew the Ashworths had Black blood despite their lack of physical characteristics.  The "one scholar" referenced in the footnote based all of his conclusions about the Ashworth family based on the trail of lawsuits brought by my family challenging the determination of Texans that we were indeed, Black.  In Louisiana we were "Free Persons of Color [but not Black]."  Louisiana had a much more subtle way of looking at race.  In Texas, there was only White and Black.  Oh yeah, Mexicans and Indians, but neither of those group had any value to White Texans.

When the Texas Revolution began, Ashworth men volunteered with their neighbors to go fight the Mexicans, but were told they weren't needed or welcome because they were Black.  One of my relatives was determined to serve so he hired someone to go in his stead.  We supplied the Texans with supplies and when we claimed our land bounties later with all the rest of the Texans, we were told our claims were not valid because we were Black.  In 1839, the Texas Legislature passed a law saying free people of color had two years to leave the Republic or be sold back into slavery.  Our neighbors in Jefferson County were so outraged that they passed a petition signed by almost all of the prominent men of the area, demanding that an exception be made for the Ashworth family.  In December of that same year, the Legislature passed the Ashworth Act, specifically naming and excluding my family from the earlier-passed law.

Here we are 169 years later and Texans are still calling us Black.  I have written to almost every historical body in Texas asking them to reconsider their conclusions about our being Black, and write a more accurate story about our being American mestizos--White-identified, mixed-blood people.  So far they prefer to keep us Black.

Blacks also like keeping us Black.  They like to brag about the richest, most successful family in Texas prior to the Texas Revolution was Black.  When we argue with them, they simply accuse us of being in denial.  While there's no shame in being Black, there's no great honor in it either.  We are who we are and we have our own story.

Texans and Southerners, like all Americans I think, teach the myth of their history rather than history itself.  Maybe all history is myth.  It only becomes annoying when your story gets told wrong or ignored.  Blacks have their story.  They call it the Black Experience.  I can appreciate that.  By the laws of the Republic of Texas up until 1845, codified into law as a new state in the United States of America, I could go around calling myself Black today.  After all, I am 3 percent Black determined by my DNA.  How preposterous would that be?  Three percent is roughly equivalent to having one great-great-great-grandparent of sub-Saharan African origin.  (That's how the DNA people express it.)  Since my source of color is presumed to be Minnie Ashworth, she would probably be about half native-American and about one-eighth Black.  That's equivalent to one great-grandparent.  Seems to be one would presume her to be native-American, not Black.

They did in Louisiana.  In historical Texas and modern-day Texas, we are still seen as Black.

Yeah, I know.  You've heard this story before--especially if you know me personally or have been a regular reader of my blog over the past three years, but each time I tell it, I tell it better.  Each time I tell it, I increase the odds of Steven Spielberg hearing about it and making it a great movie.  Each time I tell it, I increase the odds of a serious historical writer getting interested in the story and accepting the challenge to tell it better.  While it's not the only story in my repertoire, it's an important story about the my people and their experiences.  So, I guess I'll just keep on telling it until everyone, even the ignorant ones in Texas, know it.  I've got nothing better to do for the moment.


The Great Runaway Scrape Redux

Last week about 90 percent of all Texans living on the Gulf coast fled Hurricane Rita in panic and pandemonium that can only be described as the second Great Runaway Scrape.  After Hurricane Katrina's devastation of the Mississippi coast and the subsequent flooding of New Orleans, Texans needed little convincing to evacuate.  They fled.  Their fleeing clogged the highways as far as 300 miles from the coast.

First a little Texas history.  The first Runaway Scrap occured in March of 1836.  Mexican forces under Santa Ana had defeated the Texans at the Alamo and Goliad, massacring the Texas defenders who had surrendered.  This news caused widespread panic throughout Texas, triggering massive flight of Texans towards Louisiana.  They left so quickly that food was left cooking on stovetops.  Cows were left unmilked.  Many buried some of their more prized possessions, but most just left them and fled. 

This fleeing mob crossed Texas littering the landscape with abandoned possessions and their dead. Most of them cursed Sam Houston, the general of Texas's tiny "army" of untrained and ill-equipped troops.  Outnumbered by 20 to 1, Houston was in retreat towards Louisiana himself.  Some historians figure Houston was hoping to tempt Santa Ana into chasing his army into Louisiana where the U.S. army was on alert and waiting for the opportunity to step in and help the Texans.  Many Texans considered him a coward because we all know that a single Texan can single-handedly whup 20 Mexicans.  Here's how Archie P. McDonald described the Runaway Scrape.

. . . As more and more crowded roads, panic increased. Food, ready to eat, was left on tables. Keepsakes hastily packed in saddlebags, valises, or wagons were cached or simply abandoned along the way when panic forced a quicker pace. Spring rains enlarged streams, which created bottlenecks at crossings. The Runaway Scrape was an unpleasant experience.

Some traveled all the way to Louisiana, considered beyond the reach of the Mexican Army, especially after President Andrew Jackson stationed US militia commanded by Edmund Gaines there. Some stopped in Nacogdoches or east of Harrisburg to await developments. Word of Houston's victory at San Jacinto brought relief and the opportunity to return to homes sometimes more likely to have been burgled by other, less scrupulous Texans than sacked by Mexican soldiers. No wonder Texans do not like to remember the Runaway Scrape. It does not fit their self-image.  [Emphasis mine.]

These are not proud moments in Texas history.  They conflict with Texans's self-image.  They don't like the image of themselves fleeing a bunch of Mexicans.  Texas schools do not teach much about the Runaway Scrape, and when they do teach about it, they don't dwell on it.  I'm sure the fact that Rita is kinda sorta a Mexican name leaves them with the same discomfort

Last week I heard Texas Governor Rick Perry bragging about how successful the evacuation had gone.  Really?  Over 100 Texans died in the panic-driven stampede.  Many were stranded as stations ran out of gas.  Busloads of evacuating poor were met at town limits by sherriffs and police with guns drawn and were forbidden to stop, eat, use the bathroom or even stop and sleep.  This is what Gov. Perry considers a successful evacuation?  Probably, since most of those who died were the elderly, poor, Mexican, or Black.

As I said in my earlier post,  the prevailing attitude of a majority of Texans is that anyone who needs help doesn't deserve it, and anyone who deserves it doesn't need it.  That has not stopped the state of Texas from whining louder than anyone evacuated from New Orleans.  They even want to be reimbursed by the federal government for the tolls lost when their private highway system became evacuation routes.  That is pathetic.  What a bunch of losers.

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Kharma is a Bitch

When disaster fell on New Orleans, Texans felt smug in their false sense of superiority.  I have hundreds of cousins in Texas, and I spoke to a lot of them the week after New Orleans's flood.  It was suggested more than once that what happened in New Orleans was the result of (1) African-Americans being the dominant race affected, the reason for that being (a) what do you expect of a bunch of ni----s and (b) Louisiana is still dominated by Democrats and we all know that the Democrats don't care about nothing but ni-----s and fags.  On a Christian website, a satellite photo of Katrina was suggested to look like a fetus and the Gulf of Mexico a womb and the reason New Orleans was struck was because there were three (count 'em - t-h-r-e-e) abortion clinics in New Orleans.  More than once I heard expressed the idea that anyone who needs help doesn't deserve it, and anyone who deserves it doesn't need it. 

Today, god started taking revenge on the assholes in Texas by teaching them a brutal lesson in humility.  For an up close look, go visit my buddy Jaye at Winding Road in an Urban Area

Fleeing the Hurricane

Besides the millions of people fleeing Hurricane Rita, here's a second part of the story.  The Texas and Louisiana gulf plains is home to a few million head of cattle as well.  They have to be moved out of harm's way.  Considering the traffic jam that is Texas right now, the task of moving cattle seems easier than moving the people.

From the Beaumont Enterprise.

Welcome to Texas

Yet another chapter in my book that writes itself, Why I Hate Texas.

Barbara Bush is being clobbered by progressive and liberal bloggers presently for her comments yesterday at the Astrodome.

"This is working very well for them."
The former First Lady's remarks were aired this
evening on American Public Media's "Marketplace"
program.
 
She was part of a group in Houston today at the
Astrodome that included her husband and former
President Bill Clinton, who were chosen by her son,
the current president, to head fundraising efforts for
the recovery. Sen. Hilary Clinton and Sen. Barack
Obama were also present.
 
In a segment at the top of the show on the surge of
evacuees to the Texas city, Barbara Bush said: "Almost
everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to
Houston."

 
Then she added: "What I’m hearing which is sort of
scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality.
 
"And so many of the people in the arena here, you
know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this
(she
chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."

(Via Editor and Publisher by way of Winding Road in an Urban Area.)

 

Barbara just said what all of her friends and neighbors at the Houston Country Club are saying.  Sure, it sounded like the right thing to do, you know, helping all of those poor victims of Katrina.  Offering help seemed the polite, Christian thing to do.  It would have been just as polite for those awful people (the evacuees)  to say "no thank you, we'll manage."  You see, in Texas, anyone who deserves help doesn't need it, and anyone who needs it doesn't deserve it. 

Texans are not known for their generosity, especially to poor people.  Their generosity in the present situation has serious limits.  Unfortunately for those who actually will be depending on the kindness of those strange Texans, the first limitation is respect.  People who need help don't need respect.  You have to leave your self-respect at the door.  Watch the Texans turn the evacuee centers into detention centers. 

I happened to be watching MSNBC on Sunday as a plane load of evacuees from New Orleans were landing in Lubbock, Texas.  Their meager belongings had been unloaded and were sitting on the tarmac, and while the evacuees were waiting to deplane, drug-sniffing dogs were checking out their baggage.

This chapter is just beginning.  Texans are just going to be who they are, only this time they're going to get caught doing it.  To borrow a line from Chicago in 1968, "The whole world is watching."

Why I Hate Texas

I noticed that both Senators from Texas, Cornyn and Hutchinson, are missing in action on the Senate's apology for refusing to outlaw lynching for one hundred years.  Considering the last White on Black lynching took place in Texas seven years ago, almost to the date of the Senate apology, it just adds to their shame.  No surprises here.