You Can't Make This Shit Up

Sir, is this your penis?

It seems airport inspectors found a Whizzinator kit, which includes bags of powdered pee and the ersatz male genitalia designed to fool drug testers in the bags of Onterrio Smith, a player for the Minnesota Vikings. Smith managed to stave off humiliating embarrassment by confessing he had obtained the kit for his cousin's use. Thank god for that.

Comments

[Jaye Ramsey Sutter]

I think a spare is always good. Be prepared.

[Houston]

Confession time: when I got out of the Army, I borrowed a cup of pee from the straightest guy in my company, just to be on the safe side. He/We/I passed.

[Bowietrek]

I hate it when good players do dumb things like this. Embarasses not only himself, but his team, all the players, and football in general. The NFL has some players who are brilliant in play, but incredibly dumb or uncaring outside of the game. Witness Terrell Owens, for one!!!

[oldwhitelady]

Too funny! I wonder if they questioned the cousin?

[wanda]

"A Whizzinator kit"
Is there no end to the things one can use to cover one's ass?
This is just too funny.