Top Alternative Country Songs

The ones highlighted in BOLD have personal meaning to me.

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up
With A Few

Comments

[Piggy and Tazzy]

The ones highlighted in bold?

None of them are!

[Brenda]

My personal favorite is #7. You know a country song comes from the heart. (grin)

[Christel]

Ha! I am one of those sad individuals who love country even thought I would probably not want to say that toooooooooooooo loud! LOL

[Terry]

Houston, Here is another good title. This is an actual song, sung by Randy Travis. "Since my phone still ain't ringing, I asume it still ain't you"

[Houston]

There are some real ones that I like as well: Terri Clark's Easy on the Eyes, Hard on the Heart. I also like a song called My Give a Damn's Busted.

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It reads a little easier now, eh?

[Piggy and Tazzy]

Oh, they are bold now!

Magic that!

[Bowietrek]

I needed a good laugh. This is great. Thanks

[Jaye]

I lived that list one weekend. And yes it is all about me.

[greatwhitebear]

I'd like to add to the list "Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin You Goodbye"

[oldwhitelady]

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Oh, yeah, baby!

These are TERRIFIC!!!

[wanda]

OH MY GAWD!!! I love those!
I think my favorite is I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well, followed closely by If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
Now.
Thanks luv for giving me a good ole fashioned chuckle today! I sorely need it.

[Peter]

Love those titles! Reminds me of Terry Allen - his aren't so evocative, but the lyrics really take you to wonderful places... Like this from "Lubbock Woman":

She's sittin' in the front room
Just watchin' the t.v.
Paintin' her nails red
In a black negligee
She just teased up her new wig
Painted her eyelids blue
She's out to win
But she's destined to lose

YOu country guys are crazy. This is what the would needs. I mean lyrics like " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
Day Long" Just chanced upon this music whiles visiting a friend in Ann Abbor. Just can't stop listeninThis is the k of stuff we need relax body and soul after a hard days work and maybe a hards days drink!!

Kofi

You country guys are crazy. This is what the world needs. I mean lyrics like " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
Day Long" Just chanced upon this music whiles visiting a friend in Ann Arbor. Just can't stop listening. This is the kind of stuff we need relax body and soul after a hard days work and maybe a hard days drink!!

Kofi

PS> Sorry about earlier typo errors