C'mon, Dubya, it's like Bill Maher said: you're just unlucky. Haven't you noticed all the shit's that's happened since you were elected? First, we should have taken 9/11as an omen of what was to come. Y'see, the Sky Fairie doesn't lilke people to steal elections. What happened in Florida was wrong. 9/11 was to get our attention. Then the Asian tsunami. John Kerry should of, would of, could of, but didn't. The Sky Fairie was still angry. Next comes the three sisters of grief, Katrina, Rita, and Wilma. Then your nominee to the SCOTUS is rejected by your own party, and to add insult to injury, the White Sox dominated the Houston Astros in the World Series. Dubya, Dubya, Dubya. I didn't mention Iraq, did I? I have now. You're so unlucky that you're going to drag us all down with you.
G.W., you're going to be remembered in American history as the time we, the people of the United States, stepped in dog shit, then walked around with it on our shoes for 8 long, fucking years. Everywhere we went, we smelled like dog shit, all the while leaving our shit smeared prints for others to smell and clean.
All that bad luck in the first paragraph? Hold on, folks. We've got three more years of this unlucky clown in the White House. We are so fucked. Our kharma is going to be so dark that it's going to take ten or twelve generations to lighten it.
I keep hoping we will be rewarded for all our suffering somewhere down the line....
Posted by: andante | October 27, 2005 at 12:43 PM
Oh, was I not the only one watching this World Series as a Red State-Blue State rivalry? Which ones were the Sox fans in the stands? The ones with enough intelligence to know when their caps were inside-out. Nice look, cowboy... yeah, real nice.
Yeah Sox!!!
Posted by: Peter | October 27, 2005 at 07:34 PM
The Evil George Senior and and the Even More Evil Babs were prominent camera subjects at the games in Houston and it just made the idea of a Chicago "sweep" that much more desirable, even though I was hoping for a 7-game series just because I wanted the series to be exciting.
Pornenko...or however you spell the White Sox slugger's name...is The Total Stud of the World Series.
Posted by: sfmike | October 27, 2005 at 08:30 PM
Confession time. When it comes to the World Series, I am totally focused, albeit through a National League lens. This one time, however, I was American League all the way. I wanted the White Sox to kick-fucking-Texas ass, and they did. Sweet jesus, they did.
Posted by: Houston | October 27, 2005 at 08:56 PM
Bush is an incompetent boob. Kerry was an idiot, that's why he didn't get elected, not because Bush was any great shakes.
I can only pray we have better choices the next time around. Nobody likes the people I like anyway. I keep wishing Jerry Brown would take another stab at it, maybe he's too old, but I've always liked him. At least maybe he could give up Oakland and move down to San Diego and replace our joke of a city government.
Posted by: Kathy | October 28, 2005 at 08:48 AM
Can we last 3 more years? And my fictional Democratic administration on West Wing, that I have been using to get by, is almost over.
Posted by: ruggerjohnnyd | October 28, 2005 at 09:35 AM
Gee nothing like a good reality check to cheer the guy up.
I believe so much bad has come from this presidency because it begun with a lie (stolen election).
Right now I'm just hoping Bush is so pissed that his own party gave his personal nominee the smack down, that he retaliates by putting up someone even MORE offensive to them. I'm guessing that Bush doesn't take critisism well and I'm hoping he acts out his anger. Dang but I love it when the wicked fight amongst themselves.
Posted by: wanda | October 28, 2005 at 12:41 PM