One very annoyed squirrel went apeshit and attacked a school in San Jose filled with humans.
A squirrel went on the attack in a San Jose elementary school Wednesday, bloodying an 11-year-old girl and a parent in a slashing, biting assault and injuring a second grown-up before making its escape.
. . . . Two parent chaperones were standing in the room when the squirrel ran in and clawed its way up one of the adult's legs, Ector said.
"They were trying to get it off and another parent was trying to assist," he said. "In the process, both were bitten. One was nipped on the fingertip and scratched on the arm, and the other parent was bitten on the arm."
Finally, the squirrel jumped off the mom, did a loop around the classroom, ran out the door and jumped on the 11-year-old student as she walked by. She was bitten on the arm as well, Ector said.
The student and one of the parents were bitten hard enough to draw blood, police Sgt. Nick Muyo said. SFGate
And we made fun of Jimmy Carter when that rabbit attacked him in the boat. These animals are up to something, I tell you. They're up to something. Y'all be careful out there, h'hear?
UPDATE: A loyal reader who goes by the moniker, Cybergrannie, sent me this link. Apparently, others have noticed that our civilization is in danger from those furry tailed rats.
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