Dancing with Myself

Asshole of the Day, Week & Month

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.  First, the qualifying quote:

“Reasonable people have had enough and are refusing to allow radical extremists to redefine marriage and family into oblivion,” he said. “So-called ‘same-sex marriage’ is a ridiculous and oxymoronic notion that has been forced into popular lexicon by homosexual activists who want to dress up and play house.” [Emphasis added.] - Matt Barber, policy director for cultural issues at the Concerned Women for America

We just want to "dress up and play house"?  What a fucking idiot, and an offensive one at that.  And why do Concerned Women for America have a male spokesperson?  Mr. Barber suffering from a little gender confusion?

This coming Summer and Fall is going to see a battle royal waged for the heart and soul of both California and the United States.  The shame of it all is that we have to spend millions defeating their amendment without really winning anything for ourselves.  Maybe we can convince Schwartzenegger to consider the vote to be a referendum.  If we defeat the amendment, he signs the same-sex marriage bill into law.

Asshole of the Week

The award this week goes to Andrew "Bareback" Sullivan for his unrelenting war against Hillary (and Bill) Clinton.  This week he averaged three hits a day on Hillary.  What an absolute, fucking asshole.  Let's see, Andrew:  you've been right on exactly how many issues?  Oh, that's right.  None.  Go suck up to Bush and his neocons a little more Andrew. 

Given a choice between any Republican in this country and Hillary Clinton, I'm with Hillary.

Tucker Carlson is an Asshole

Is he fixated on Hillary?  Inquiring minds want to know.  He's so butch, you know.  The last time he was nominated for Asshole of the Year was because he bragged about him and a friend bashing someone in a public restroom.